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Joke of the Day
"How do crazy people get through a forest? They take the psycho-path!"
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"If you get a divorce in Arkansas... ... is she still your sister?"
"I think one of my dads might be gay..."
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"What do you call butt sex in public? PDAnal"
"What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side."
"N F L THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE IS CONSIDERING EXPANDING NEXT YEAR BY ADDING A PRISON TEAM"
"Jesus: Listen guys, why has someone written 'nail appointment' in my diary? Judas: No idea, J. No idea."
"What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !"
"Why don't people give Melania Trump a break... Life is hard enough growing up as a black woman in the USA."