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Joke of the Day

"The only Plato I care about is a big Plato spaghetti"

"Difference between a nun and a nympho in a bath One has a Soul full of hope..."

"Jared Fogle gets sentenced 15 1/2 years in prison At least he'll still be able to enjoy footlongs"

"ELECTRICIAN: [walks into home] GF: WHY ARE YOU IN SO LATE? E: Honey, we've talked about this. GF: [sadly] Ok.... wire you insulate?"

"what do you call a gang made up of cookies? oatmeal raisin hell"

"The new neighbors moved in today. I brought them a box of condoms to show how much I don't want anymore children living on our street."

"Han: Leave us alone, you fat slug! Jabba: *speaks Huttese* C-3PO: The mighty Jabbs says your words are hurtful. He has a thyroid problem."

"Going to open a Vietnamese restaurant and name it Viet Nom Nom Nom."

"What happened to the two zombies who went on a date? They had a *Necro*mantic** time."

"Reddit's management [interesting insight](https://i.imgur.com/z8uBXo0.jpg)"