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Joke of the Day
"The only Plato I care about is a big Plato spaghetti"
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"So there's a guy with a speech impediment.... It's funny because his life is hard, and he was relentlessly ridiculed in grade school."
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"Thought I heard reggae music coming from the office... ...but it was just the printer jammin'"
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"I just asked my dad what his favourite part about being a teacher is... He responded with June, July, and August"