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Joke of the Day

"What is the favorite note of a priest? A minor"

"Motstand ar meningslost. -Bjorn Borg"

"Online Dating is like Online gaming. The Grind is real."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ? Cain you tell !"

"Why does no one care that space is a vacuum? Oh it doesn't really matter."

"My 4 year old and I are having an argument. I'm telling him that he is making me late for work and he's telling me that he is Batman."

"I caught my friend licking my tv today. So much for the high def LSD screen."

"I don't get why people pay to exercise in a GYM when it's FREE to not exercise."

"How many rioters does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be stupid, rioters can't change anything."

"Do Rabbis get paid for performing circumcisions? Nope, they just keep the tips."