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Joke of the Day
"You're like a dream. Not there when I wake up."
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"Knock knock. Mailman."
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"So I was sitting on the toilet this morning... ...and I look over and see this huge spider. It scared the shit out of me."
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"Oh... I didn't tell you... Then It must be none of your business..."
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"Dear people posting pics of things they got for Valentine's Day: Please stop it! Spare us the cheesiness and keep that sh!t to yourself. Sincerely, Single People"