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Joke of the Day
"You're like a dream. Not there when I wake up."
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"George washington said ""We would have a black president when pigs fly!"" ... well, swine flu."
"""This looks like an open and shut case!"" a police detective buying luggage."
"(Alt Joke) Hillary Clinton is elected president, . . . title"
"what did one snowman say to the other? do you smell carrots?"
"Pokemon GO servers are like my life right now. Up and down and disappointing anyone who knows what it is."
"""Mornin' sweetie, for breakfast we have marzipan filled, double layered raspberry pastries. Yum!"" ""Poptarts, mom. They're called Poptarts."""
"ITEMS EVERY WOMAN SHOULD OWN: -Little Black Dress -Cute flats -Strappy s- ok now that the men have stopped reading, we revolt at dawn."
"Guys, we should stop making fun of fat people. They have too much on their plates already."
"Nope. Not gonna follow anyone whose name is upside down. I got enough problems."