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Joke of the Day
"what did one snowman say to the other? do you smell carrots?"
Next Joke
"Me: ""I can't turn on the shower"" Plumber: ""It's seen you naked so often the excitement's gone. Try dressing up"" *Hands over shower cap*"
"Just stuck my tongue in an outlet. The results were shocking."
"What do call a 5 person orgy of only black people? A threesome."
"What's the difference? What's the difference between a McDonald's burger and a Priest. Answer: none. They both put meat between two 10 year old buns.."
"The jerk store called? But, that jerk store burned down ten years ago... on this very night"
"[getting pulled over] Me: R u a bear cop? Bear cop: Is that a problem? Me: As long as you're not a maul cop *mauls me for bad pun*"
"Looting has hit London's Covent Garden Specifically the new Apple Store. Police are looking for iWitnesses."
"Sorry I poked you all over your body, but I was just looking for the off button."
"Are you guys all right? Or are you all left?"