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Joke of the Day
"what did one snowman say to the other? do you smell carrots?"
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"why did the cheese stick hate football? because he wasn't first string!"
"My Russian friend came to visit me Vladislav? Baby Don't Hurt Me...."
"*lights a joint* Woah, fire! Ow! My elbow!"
"Back before Walmart, you used to have to buy a ticket to see a bearded woman."
"A cheese factory in France exploded. All that was left was debris."
"What did the scientist say to his fellow co-worker to stop him from jumping off the cliff to as an act of suicide? Don't jump, you've got so much potential!"
"Don't spend money on body modification. If you wait long enough, your body modifies itself for free."
"I painted my computer black hoping it would run faster, but now it just doesn't work."
"""I can't understand a word he says"" A: Meet my new born brother. B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name? A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says."