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"(Alt Joke) Hillary Clinton is elected president, . . . title"
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"*Tears off break away pants as I approach the breakfast buffet*"
"alladin: do u trust me jasmine: i've only known you for 2 hours a: so u don't wanna jump off this rooftop j: lemme ask my tiger first"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? ... ackhh achkghk"
"Someone explain why clothes are so expensive? I should not have to pay this much to not be naked. People should pay ME to not be naked"
"[Ouijja Board] What is the meaning of life? S-T-A-Y-I-N A-L-I-V-E S-T-A-Y-I-N A-L-I-V-E *Squints at board* What the heck? A Bee Gee board?"
"What do you call a deaf Gynocologist? A lip reader."
"It's funny how all those ""best places in the world"" lists always forget to include the Internet."
"A good one my buddy told me ""It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs - they always take things literally."""
"That new film, The Finest Hours, looks really good the plot looks very submerging"