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Joke of the Day

"A man... A man tried to catch fog, he mist"

"A man walked into a bar and a Midget walked into a Bollard"

"Why did the console gamer cross the street? To render the other side."

"Did you hear about the silent performer that got sent to jail? He was sodomimed"

"The cable company told me they would send a guy out and I need to be home between the hours of 1pm and 2014."

"So three Hahnium atoms walk into a bar, HA HA HA"

"Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ? It was for 'tick or tweet' !"

"I married a hot girl from China So I can eat Chinese every night!"

"I made a barista at Starbucks cry when I put my name down as ""Dad"" and he just stood there calling it over and over"

"Trying to get lunch w 4 yo in restaurant: ""If you can't behave we're going to have to leave here."" ""But I want to leave here."" Touche."