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Joke of the Day
"Guys, we should stop making fun of fat people. They have too much on their plates already."
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"What beer do elderly rednecks drink? Silver Mullet"
"I'm so patriotic I ejaculate red white and blue Minus the blue part. I should see a doctor."
"What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox? If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail."
"My dog just growled back at my rumbling stomach. We have reached a new level of communication."
"I had to fire my driver today So now I have all this money, and nothing to chauffeur it."
"Where do Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder go in the summer? To concentration camp."
"My Girlfriend always says I never know when to quit joking, and to that I say... ""GOT YOUR NOSE"""
"Sure, racists supporting Trump doesn't mean he's racist. But, if I was painting my house and the KKK said it looked good, I'd start over."
"If there's ever a flood disaster in the Middle East & they want to make a charity song I got a great title: Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed"