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Joke of the Day

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change."

"There are 3 kinds of people in this world Those who can count and those who can't."

"Why does a dog? Why does a dog lick its butt? To get the taste of dog food out of its mouth."

"astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day"

"I just found a piece of pizza in my trash can. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!! WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING!!"

"People with a sense of humor are so much easier to talk to."

"[waking from 10 yr coma] Where am I? ""Don't worry. You're home in America"" But...I'm Swedish! ""World Emperor Trump will explain everything"""

"Just got an email from a necrophiliac wishing me dead. Hey, thanks for the compliment!"

"What is sharper, your butt-hole or your teeth? Butt-hole, because it can cut your shit."

"what did the jewish child molester say? hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"