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Joke of the Day
"So I just found out my grandpa was in the Holocaust. He worked up in one of the guard towers"
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"How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Count for yourself..."
"I hate when I shape my hand like a phone to tell someone to call me, but they're in their 20s and don't know what phones used to look like."
"How do you keep an idiot waiting?"
"I feel sorry for kids today but mostly because their cartoons are terrible."
"I want to pick up a hitchhiker before I die. Not like right before I die, but you know."
"Late 9/11 joke. My dad died during 9/11. He was driving a plane."
"How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach? Well..it's not hard"
"What did Obama say after his mom finished serving dinner? ""Thanks Omama."""
"A friend of mine asked if you could catch AIDS from a toilet seat. I said, only if you sit down before the other guy gets up."