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Joke of the Day

"What did Obama say after his mom finished serving dinner? ""Thanks Omama."""

"Punthagorean Theorem A and B are pretty square, but get to the root of C and you'll find he's always high, pot in use."

"Don't get me started. I don't come with brakes."

"What did the duck say when she bought some lipstick? Put it on my bill."

"Sir Mix-a-lot likes big butts and cannot lie. His twin brother does not like big butts and cannot tell the truth. You may ask one question."

"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. They always take things literally."

"If Israel gets wiped off the map... Then we'll have to start calling it Wasrael"

"I got head from a blind woman She didn't see it coming!"

"I was going to record a video of me playing the violin but... I didn't want to fiddle with the camera"

"Mommy I got an A ""Mommy! Mommy! I got an A"" says Tommy to his mommy ""So what? You still have cancer!"" says mommy"