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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep an idiot waiting?"
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"What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book? Tequila Mockingbird"
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor."
"I hit 350lbs on the bench press today And I think I broke a rib after I fell on it.."
"What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common? Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel."
"My coworker told me he didn't want to buy girl scout cookies because he didn't want to get diabetes. I told him not to worry. Diabetes isn't a sexually transmitted disease."
"Don't just lay there... Move! Bounce! Do something!! ~ me, pleading with my hair"
"Ok parents who refer to their kids by age... I can play too. ""22 always wants BJs before class. 39 just wants pictures for his golf buddies"""
"I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said ""thanks"", I said ""don't mention it"""
"Is it blowjob, blow job, or blow-job? God, I hate writing thank you letters."