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Joke of the Day

"My Mum laughed at me when I said I was building a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face as I drove pasta"

"What fish is best to have in a boat? A Sailfish."

"Me: It's not illegal to be rude to cops. Them: Well, if you poke a bear, what do you expect? Me: That's why we don't make bears cops."

"The mohel Q: Did you hear about the short sighted mohel? A: He got the sack."

"My grandma bought my grandpa a new pair of pants. When she asked how they fit, he responded ""like a cheap castle. There's no ball room."""

"You wanna know what makes me smile? Face muscles"

"Sending dick pics is for amateurs... Real men get out there and disappoint women in real life."

"Girl, are your legs tired? Cuz you were running through my dreams all night and you did some amazing parkour & also kicked a judge to death."

"Why didn't Jesus have any children? He only got nailed by guys ;)"

"The thing about ""Your Mom"" jokes is... You're living proof your mom puts out."