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Joke of the Day

"The thing about ""Your Mom"" jokes is... You're living proof your mom puts out."

"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut."

"The worst part about going to concerts is realizing people you'd otherwise think are freaks actually share your taste in music."

"Tip: Instead of doing that thing where you obviously crop your ex out of the photo, you could actually just take a new picture."

"I want to open a resturant called ""I don't care"" So I could finally go to that place my girlfriend is always talking about."

"If your boyfriend doesn't buy you chocolates today, it's probably because he thinks you're fat."

"*With only office supplies, she diffuses the bomb with 1 second to spare* Boss: What are you doing? Me: *shoves action figures in desk.*"

"A guy walks into a bar ouch If you didn't get it think about in literal terms"

"Pro tip for picking up girls keep your back straight and lift with your knees."

"how do we know that jews crucified Jesus? they used one nail for both legs"