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Joke of the Day

"Sending dick pics is for amateurs... Real men get out there and disappoint women in real life."

"Everytime I see my see my neighbors having sex in their hot tub, I think to myself ""I can't believe I'm recording this"""

"What was Bob Marley's favourite font? Sans Sheriff!"

"I ran into a hot guy at the grocery store last week and he hasn't tracked me down and proposed to me yet. This is why I hate movies."

"What do you call it, when a German sleeps with two women, but impregnates three? Fucking efficient."

"Conspiracy theories aren't real. They're all lies made by the government."

"HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking into it."

"How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job? He isn't very App-y"

"What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut, you racist."

"My 5 year old daughter wants a Tampon for Christmas She has no idea what it is, but she knows what you can do with it. Swim, ride, hike, dance, play tennis, ..."