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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Jesus have any children? He only got nailed by guys ;)"
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"I really don't understand why people think mayweather is so great I'd much rather have June weather"
"Batman's an example of a guy who took his parents double homicide and made lemonade"
"If Gravemind from Halo did product placement... We exist / Together now Two corpses / In one grave Burma-Shave"
"My neighbor came over and knocked on my door at 3 a.m. the other night. Three in the morning, can you believe it?! He was lucky I was still up playing my drums."
"I got fired from the orange juice factory. I couldn't concentrate."
"I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper's jammin' again"
"What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist, you racist."
"What did the student say to his math teacher after his dog ate part of his homework? I got 99 problems, but a bitch ate one."
"Two men walked into a bar One of them said ""I want some H2O."" The second man said ""I want some H2O too."" The second man died."