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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend told me I was fucking stupid I told her she was just clever in her own way."
Next Joke
"I saw a woman with 12 breasts. Sounds strange, dozen tit?"
"eer booze and fun!' 'What happened when the barman died? The police held an inn-quest"
"What do you call a skinny, Islamic cow? A moo-slim."
"Writing ""Omg you guys are still friends after what she said about you???"" on every group photo of girls I see on Instagram"
"I was walking down the street when I saw a black man carrying a tv... I could've swore it was mine, but then I remembered mine was at the house polishing my shoes."
"What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke Warm"
"My mom doesn't understand that powdered donuts are eaten over cd cases while in cars, and my friends love donuts, and that's why. (Not blow)"
"The new and best Rock band Iron Gaben"
"What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future? A four-chin teller."