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Joke of the Day

"I was walking down the street when I saw a black man carrying a tv... I could've swore it was mine, but then I remembered mine was at the house polishing my shoes."

"""I'm so stoked!"" -An excited fireplace"

"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator Only a fraction of you will find this funny"

"I ate some crickets last night. Gave me the runs."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil"

"Aliens must know that we're an easily conquerable race if they've ever seen us try to cancel a printer job."

"Dear Santa , before I try to explain, just how much do you already know?"

"Do you know why you should never boil vegetables? Because the wheelchair might rust"

"What do Sea Monsters eat? Fish and Ships."

"TIFU by posting in the wrong sub. Wait..."