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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future? A four-chin teller."
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"Told my boss I would be turning in my badge and my gun. He said you work in IT, why do you have a gun?"
"""Mom can you pick me up a new comforter at the store?"" ""Okay"" *Mom returns with Morgan Freeman* ""I love you mom"""
"A Jedi Knight was singing Livin' On A Prayer. It was Obi Wan Bon Jovi"
"People used to dress as monsters for Halloween. Now they dress as characters from shows you don't watch."
"What do these owners think when choosing music for their stores restroom? ""oh yeah people like to listen to this when they're taking a shit"""
"Attention Netflix and Chill has been replaced The new thing is Cookies and Dick...that is all"
"The secret to having all of your dreams come true is to keep changing your dreams to something that's just about to happen anyway."
"I just found out they have Canadian Jeopardy It's almost the same, only your answers must be in the form of an apology."
"bad scary film I was watching a really poorly done scary movie last night, it was horrorble."