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Joke of the Day

"I do not like them in my inbox. I do not like them from a blond fox. I do not like your webcam spam. I do not like them, Scam I Am."

"What do vegan white nationalists chant at rallies? Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!"

"Perks of dating me: You will be the hot one"

"Police Officer: Do you speak English? Jose: Yes. Police Officer: Where are you from? Jose: Yes"

"Hey girl, you're a 10 on my scale... But that's only because you're basic."

"Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman? Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant."

"In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it's legs only? Sardar:I don't know. Examiner:You failed, what's your name? Sardar:See my legs & tell my name"

"The other day, I was looking through my socks, when I found one had a hole in it... ""darn it..."" I muttered."

"My personal assistant is an African American named Barry. But I just call him BlackBarry."

"Her: Prove that you care about me Me: *Takes my phone off the charger and plugs in hers"