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Joke of the Day

"Where am I? I don't know where I am, but there's a huge nuke in front of me, obviously supposed to be secret. I'm terrified. I ran."

"Love is patient. Love is kind. Love has never been in a relationship apparently."

"I'm great in bed... I can sleep for days."

"I've compiled a list of famous athletes who have spent time in prison. It's a pros and cons list."

"What did the cake say to the Pie? ""That's sweet, ain't it?"""

"What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire? They search for type-os"

"Are cucumbers the only food you can put over your eyes to reduce puffiness because these pizza bagels aren't helping at all."

"Have you seen the bus website? Yes - it's just the ticket!"

"My Friend is 5'8""... Some people would say he's tall, but I think he's just high."

"I heard my idiot friend talk about inequality the other day and I couldn't help but draw some parallels. :)"