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"What do you call a blonde in a BMW? Optional."
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"Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting? Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies."
"I was gonna make a Justin Bieber joke.. But, Sorry."
"Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs."
"Have you worked at McDonalds? I have. I got fired not long ago. My boss was a clown."
"What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled? ""Stop those damn Thebes!"""
"I once overdosed on Viagra. My wife took it really hard."
"Did you hear about the prize for the Amish children's cooking competition? Whichever kiddo makes the best egg dish gets to keep the Amlet omelet amulet"
"""I enjoy long walks on the bitch."" -a flea's online dating profile"
"What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius? ISIS"