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Joke of the Day

"If a pregnant friend tells you what the kid's name will be just whisper ""AND THE DARK LORD'S PROPHECY WILL BE FULFILLED."" They love that."

"A horror movie with all black people lmao ""Ayo what's going down in ya basement?"" ""That ain't my business"" ""I feel ya"" *Rolls credits*"

"Why does Batman wear a mask? Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis."

"What can't a man with no arms break? His fall."

"I told my physics teacher I had a problem with gravity. But he told me to drop it."

"Where can you find best mother fuckers? In league of legends ~silver elo"

"How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac? They use Force quit."

"I wish my girlfriend.... Would go down as much as Pokemon Go servers"

"""I'm caught in a love hexagon."" - polygamists"

"Bungalows Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses? There close to the ground."