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Joke of the Day

"What is irony? Irony is when something has the chemical symbol Fe."

"How do pirates know that they exist? They think, therefore they arrrr"

"Im getting tired of the book ""Life of Pi."" It never ends."

"A man has been admitted to hospital after pushing 6 plastic horses up his anus. Doctors declared his condition as ""stable""."

"Missed Connections: hey, are you that woman I saw? Any of them? Call me."

"If the guy behind me stands any closer I'm going to go in for a hug."

"Why does your son call you big brother? Because he's your mom's kid."

"Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy? Because he thought his daddy was his mummy."

"You're an open book? ""Throws you into a bonfire."""

"This guy at speed dating asked if I have any weird tattoos I was like lol not if you love The Golden Girls."