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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree? Branch Manager"

"There are probably fewer bees around now because a lot of them are still in prison for murdering Macaulay Culkin in My Girl"

"A new drug has just been developed for lesbians with depression. It's called trycoxagain."

"My buddy just came over with his eyebrows waxed... The light had them shining so much it looked like both of his eyes just came up with the best idea."

"I wrote a book on DIY. It comes with a free pen."

"There's a reason why baseball is America's favorite pastime. It's way past it's time of being relevant."

"What do prime numbers and white girls have in common? They literally can't even."

"I just patented a new device that allows you to pee while watching a movie... It's called the ""Catheater""."

"Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: November."

"""This ice bucket challenge is really contributing to California's drought"" I said as i skipped into Raging Waters"