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Joke of the Day

"There are probably fewer bees around now because a lot of them are still in prison for murdering Macaulay Culkin in My Girl"

"CEO: It's got wheels Inventor: It's the best we could do CEO: You had 30 yrs I: CEO: Put ""may not hover"" on the box and get out of my sight"

"There's no way that whatever mothballs prevent is worse than the smell of mothballs"

"What do you call the horse than lives next door? A neighbour!"

"Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A. From chasing parked ambulances."

"Jogging but instead lying in bed with your eyes shut."

"Three legged dog A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: ""I'm lookin' for the man who executed my father."""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ? I didn't sneeze !"

"Not to toot my own horn but.. I got my bottom 2 ribs removed"

"I used to work at an orange juice company But I got canned because I couldn't concentrate."