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Joke of the Day
"Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: November."
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"My sex life is like my personal record for the number of days I've been alive I beat it every day"
"If you want to change your life significantly just walk to the Mercedes-Benz 600 standing at the junction, take a brick and throw it into the windshield."
"Premature ejaculators are like Christians They are all waiting for resurrection and second coming."
"When runner-ups in reality shows say, ""I may not have won but I'm still a winner,"" do they understand how language and/or competition works?"
"Get your faces tattooed on each other, so if the wife ever says 'you're a joke' you can say 'the joke's on you' and disarm the situation."
"What a weekend...trying to get the courage to look at my credit card statement from last night."
"A redneck won't let his son marry the girl down the way... He told his son, ""If she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for you."""
"What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics"
"A naked woman robbed a bank Nobody could remember her face"