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Joke of the Day

"What do prime numbers and white girls have in common? They literally can't even."

"Why couldn't the life guard save the drowning hippie? Because he was too far out man."

"Dad, I can't drink from this mug... - ...it has no opening! - You are right,son. And besides this, it has no bottom!"

"I like to hold hands at the movies... which always seems to startle strangers."

"Who invented triathlon? black people, they go to the pool by walking, then they swim at the pool and come back with a bike"

"If you get a tattoo of a thermos, Is it now a thermostat?"

"A guy got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his dick... Now he can play with his money, watch it grow, and you can't find a girl who can't blow a hundred dollars."

"I was going to write a book about an x-axis and y-axis on a piece of graph paper. But there was no plot."

"What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas?? Cancer."

"I wish there was a way to musically tell someone to pour sugar on you but there isn't"