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Joke of the Day
"i am practicing how to die in photogenic positions"
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"When I get startled, I scream in a really deep voice instead of my normal one. Cause if I'm going to be freaked out, you should be too."
"Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye? It's his private eye."
"DOCTOR: ""Ok, now PUSH!"" WOMAN IN LABOUR: ""Should I be doing this in my state?"" DR: [leaning out of car window] ""Less talky, more pushy."""
"Paula Deen reportably has type 2 diabeties. Any word on she's serving it with butter?"
"9 out of 10 Americans agree ...that out of 10 Americans, one American will always disagree with the other nine."
"What is brown and sticky? ..........A Stick"
"What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work? A rebell"
"4007 What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy? Nestle products"
"What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly? Viola."