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Joke of the Day

"I'm not sure if this woman in the Starbucks line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell."

"I recently invented a new word to describe a lot of the jokes on the subreddit. Plagiarism."

"So I told my dad a joke about Sandy Hook the other day. He didn't think it was funny I guess it's aimed at a younger audience."

"by far the worst part of becoming an adult is realizing that at no point do you simply obtain all the answers. you just fucking guess."

"How do you build a boat? Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy."

"Coal is like anal sex... The ones calling it clean aren't taking it up the ass."

"My Dog I swear my dog thinks the floor in every room is the dinner table, every time I enter or leave a room she has to stand up."

"What did one boob say to the other boob? Hey man, if we don't get some support soon they're gonna think we're nuts!"

"Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine."

"HOT! dog what did the dog say about sexy dog to is friend wow look at that hot dog"