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Joke of the Day

"I think Google's a woman... Because it won't let you finish a sentence without coming up with other suggestions."

"I have two dance styles: Sober, dancing silly as a ""joke"" or drunk dancing with confidence, same exact moves."

"Some people just don't understand evolution. I was talking to an Australian the other day who actually thought *he* came from Darwin! All credit to Milton Jones for that one."

"X says to Y : ""i feel so close to you, i feel like zero divides us"""

"How do you know a mod of /r/jokes is Asian? [dereted]"

"I hear Paris is the bomb this time of year People are just dying to be there"

"(Writing in food journal) me: for lunch I had sa......... trainer: (interrupting) salad. awesome. me: sake."

"Two nuns are riding their bikes down a Paris street.. One looks to the other and says ""You know, I've never come this way before."" The second replies, ""Must be the cobblestones."""

"I like to sip a cup of coffee on a Sunday, grab a book and start worrying about Monday."

"What do you call a communist sniper Marxman"