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Joke of the Day

"If you pooped everything out and then only ate corn after that, would your next poop just be a pile of corn? Oh sorry welcome to PF Chang's"

"I like my women how I like my socks Full of my jizz and forgotten about somewhere"

"What is the difference between a straight man's mustache and a gay man's mustache? The smell."

"Fishermen... ...are reel men."

"2 Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine, both in hospital...one's in a korma.."

"I almost wish the guy I'm stalking would find me and call the cops. These bushes are scratchy and my legs are cramping."

"when zombies can't sleep it's called inzombnia holy shit that was a huge slice of comedy pie I bet you're all full now I sure am"

"My dad always warned me about anal sex He said son this is gonna hurt"

"What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college? Coagulations!"

"What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Swim!"