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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college? Coagulations!"
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"How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher? When the old one expects you to ""do your share"""
"[Serious] Tell me an offensive joke..."
"My friends say im in denial I dont know what theyre talking about. Edit: second version: Ive never even been to Egypt!"
"If God had an iPhone, like 8 of the 10 Commandments would have typos in them."
"Did you hear the tragic news about Robin Williams? He's considering a Mrs. Doubtfire sequel."
"Why did the Irish man only eat two hundred and thirty nine beans? If he ate one more, it would be too farty!"
"My girlfriend lost the key to her chastity belt. But she's too lazy to go looking for it. She can't be fucked."
"I love it when I see an old friend I haven't seen in years and pretend to not see them"
"I wish I had an old Asian man for a pet. That way I could name it ""Old Yeller"""