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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college? Coagulations!"
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"How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying? Put it bluntly."
"Yo mama so fat in order to meet new carbon emissions regulations, we had to cap her ass"
"You know what they say about small feet... Big truck"
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