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Joke of the Day
"My dad always warned me about anal sex He said son this is gonna hurt"
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"People who write ""u"" instead of ""you"". What do you do with all the time you save?"
"How did Donald Trump earn his millions? He started with his dad's billions."
"A perfect breakfast my perfect breakfast: my son on a box of wheaties, my girlfriend on the cover of playboy,my wife on the back of a milk carton..."
"I'm old school when it comes to video games and by that I mean I turn into a senior citizen who yells ""which one am I?"" every 30 seconds."
"What do you call a slippery book? Non-Friction"
"My friend said to me, what rhymes with orange I said no, it certainly does not"
"Knock knock [OC] Who's there? Bloop Bloop who Gross! what did you eat?"
"What's the difference between a baby and a submarine? I've never been in a submarine."
"Are you the date? Because you're 10/10"