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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a straight man's mustache and a gay man's mustache? The smell."

"This girl with a yeast infection walks into a bar She sits down to order a drink and the bartender walks over and says "" what's with the sour puss? """

"How do you make a hotdog with a tree? You fold it"

"While there's a motherboard, why isn't there a fatherboard? Well I don't know, but I do know my professor recently installed a new blackboard, hopefully he'll use that to explain the answer."

"Men are the best cooks... One sausage, two eggs, bit of milk and they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months"

"A nice looking girl waved at me earlier today but there was no way I was swimming out that far to save her."

"Bailiff: State your name for the court Hr: Clara Sofia Alba Constanza Guadalupe... Judge: That's enough I want to get out of here b4 lunch!"

"[bleeding out] ER Doctor: do you know your blood type? ME: I've never really thought about it TBH. As long as it has a good personality"

"[shipwreck diary] Day 44: Some of the survivors have resorted to drinking their own piss. Nobody wants to drink mine cos it's 'too chunky'."

"Why can you always trust a bee without wings? Because it's down to earth."