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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'll just let it go."
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"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey"
"I don't want to do cocaine. I just want to know what it smells like."
"If Kevin Bacon is ever caught outside during a blizzard, it'd be pretty awesome if when he was found his core temperature was six degrees."
"Yoga? No thank you. I'll download an app to my phone so I don't have to stretch for the remote."
"How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin? See if she can run faster than her brothers."
"Rip off What do you call a cheap circumcision? Look at title"
"My hooker friend finally got a toilet installed at her brothel. Now she can poop where she pleases."
"Apparently, when your boss asks you to get a cake for a coworker's 60th birthday, 'cake' is not code for 'stripper.' Live & learn, guys."
"my next job http://imgur.com/r3DFIHQ"