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Joke of the Day

"Apparently, when your boss asks you to get a cake for a coworker's 60th birthday, 'cake' is not code for 'stripper.' Live & learn, guys."

"Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street? To get the Yolk Rite."

"What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned? There's no punchline."

"How do you buy hair? You have toupee"

"Why did the bird join he air force? He wanted to be a parrot trooper!"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock up your ass."

"[does jerk off motion for 2 hours] and that concludes the hearing impaired translation of the presidential debate. all of them. god bless"

"Did you hear about the guy from Alabama who tried to fuck a clock? He heard time was relative."

"hunter s. thompson was cool, but there were also tribes that were gatherer s. thompson"

"What does the fan of a shitty rock band, which canceled a gig in his city, say? ""I want my Nickel back!"""