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Joke of the Day

"My hooker friend finally got a toilet installed at her brothel. Now she can poop where she pleases."

"Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'? Because Abu Dhabi doooo."

"What do you call it when batman leaves religion Christian Bale"

"*Cinderella drops her glass slipper* Prince: I have a girlfriend."

"What do you call a porn star who only does anal when she's drunk? Mullet. Business in the front and outdated by today's standards in the rear"

"The downside of having friends who love sarcasm and irony is that when we make plans I'm never entirely sure we really made plans."

"A drummer trips and falls on a sheep, a candy brand, and then a running faucet *Baa Dum tss*"

"i'm only a good advice giver from 11pm to 2am central time. any time besides that if you tell me anything i'll just go ""oh."""

"I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready."

"I stopped reading posts about song lyrics because they remind me of somebody that I used to know"