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Joke of the Day
"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey"
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"What's the difference between a dog and your best friend? The dog doesn't fuck your wife and walk the house in your robe"
"What is Hitler's IP address? holocalhost"
"Back away slowly from the uncaffeinated woman."
"Why did the man put his car in the oven? Because he wanted a hot rod."
"You know you're wrong... when YouTube commenters start agreeing with you."
"I know that a lot of people resent white rappers for that reason I use a tasteful floral pattern for my all my gifts."
"""Today's special is a grilled Chilean sea bass with white wine reduction. We recommend Instagramming it with the 1977 or Apollo filters..."""
"Did you hear the one about the constipated math teacher? She worked it out with a pencil."
"What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop? A Shatbook."