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Joke of the Day
"Rip off What do you call a cheap circumcision? Look at title"
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"What did Vizzini say when he heard of your mom's abortion? Inconceivable."
"6: Dad what's a Kardashian? Me: Nobody really knows... 6: Sounds really stupid Me: I love you"
"So a duck walks into a pharmacy... and asks the pharmacist, ""Do you have any chapstick?"" When the pharmacist hands it to him, the duck replies ""Thanks, just put it on my bill!"""
"A lion would never cheat on his wife... But a Tiger Wood."
"The wife's insisting I quit my job, because she thinks it's cruel we've started testing our new products on rabbits. She's got a point, I suppose... I work in a hammer factory."
"So the Enlarged Prostate and the Bladder are taking. The bladder says "" move I gotta pee!"" the Enlarged Prostate smiles and says "" Sorry but urine trouble."""
"What's the difference between a girl's argument and a knife... The knife has a point."
"Truth about atheists. They've got nothing on Jesus."
"Did you hear about the french man who got raped by a group of mimes? They did unspeakable things to him."