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Joke of the Day
"I got sick from the Mexican ice cream shop... I got helladiarrhia."
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"What do you call a fake noodle? An Im-pasta"
"Why was the church opposed to fire on torches? It was heat-on-a-stick."
"Me: Who ate all the cookies? 5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate."
"I have two boyfriends! Well, I'm dating two men Okay. Ben and I are just friends Same with Jerry Fine. I have ice cream. But it's love."
"A gay couple decides to have some fun and play hide and seek... Jim: if you find me, I'll give you a blowjob! Mike: and if I don't find you? Jim: I'll be behind the couch."
"[job interview] Interviewer: ""Describe yourself in 2 words."" Me: ""Atinubs. Econsibu."" Interviewer: ""You're hired. Welcome to CAPTCHA."""
"I found an old unframed oil painting in my loft yesterday of a beautiful naked lady so i mounted it"
"I would tell a mexican joke.. I would tell a Mexican joke but that would be crossing the border.."
"I know some folks who could use a 12 step program. Where 11 of those steps should be to the edge of a cliff."