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Joke of the Day
"I organized a threesome the other day. A couple of people didn't show, but I still had fun."
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"""My mother made me a whore."" To which someone replied: ""If I supply the yarn will she make me one?"" -From *All That You Love Will Be Carried Away*"
"Man: Who are you? God: Your god. Man: What's your name? God: I can't tell you. Man: No way! God: Jahweh! Man: God: Doh!"
"What do you call the father of a frog that is in the early stages of its life? *A Dadpole*"
"What did Dexter forget to bring to Art Class? Supplies Mother Fucker"
"Just a regular day in bank One day while in a bank, an old lady asked if i could help her check her balance so I pushed her over..!"
"A funny thing I like to do is yell 'God, not your WHOLE hand' when the doctor does a pelvic exam."
"Why is Uhura black? Because William shat on her."
"What did the math book say to the literature book? You're so full of great stories, I'm just filled with problems"
"What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face? Reload and shoot again!"