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Joke of the Day

"I have two boyfriends! Well, I'm dating two men Okay. Ben and I are just friends Same with Jerry Fine. I have ice cream. But it's love."

"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? I smell carrots too."

"Me and my best friend reverse our cars everywhere together. We go back a long way."

"[first date] ME: I'm from a broken home. HIM: When did your parents divorce? ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed."

"[WOLF CUB] Dad, why do we howl at the moon? [WOLF DAD] Well son, the moon is made of cheese and that's rad as hell"

"Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight? Because he is stronger than you."

"Lindsay Lohan said she's voting for Mitt b/c ""employment is really important right now"" Like it's Obama's fault no one wants to hire her."

"What kind of sound does a whorn make? A prostitoot."

"What do you call a Moroccan candy distributor? Fez dispenser."

"I've had a shitty week. I either want to curl up in the fetal position or the fecal position."