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Joke of the Day

"The past, present, and future walk into a bar It was tense."

"If you go by ""there are plenty more fish in the sea"" you'll never find love cause let's start with the fact that you think you can date fish"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything."

"Before encouraging everyone to ""do whatever makes you happy,"" ask if anyone is a sadist. Don't encourage the sadists."

"Worst case scenario for the 'coin behind the ear' trick is finding a tumour there and being accused of dark magic."

"Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator? I don't know."

"Racist jokes Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"Have you ever had sex in a tent? I have not, but I hear its fucking intense."

"What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend? See ya next month."