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Joke of the Day

"What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend? See ya next month."

"Why did the otter cross the road? To get to the OTTER side!"

"What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? Both of them cost $100 and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed!"

"What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door? ""Don't look. I'm dressing."""

"Canada is not a vast empty woodland. Our monetary system proves our civility. 5 beavers is worth a caribou 4 caribous are worth a loon And 2 loons are worth a polar bear."

"The year is 2016. Dads go out for a vape pen refill and never come back."

"What is the difference between a jew and a Christian There is no difference. I don't discriminate when I kill."

"Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. it's only fair since you're getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also.."

"When he's out driving where does Dracula like to stop and eat? The Happy Biter."

"What does a cat call a bowl of mice ? A purrfect meal !"