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Joke of the Day

"Before encouraging everyone to ""do whatever makes you happy,"" ask if anyone is a sadist. Don't encourage the sadists."

"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian...."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a *brazilian*?"""

"Octopus How does an octopus make you laugh? With ten-tickles"

"You see those cows over there? They are outstanding in their field."

"What did the demonic junkie get charged with? Two counts of possession"

"A Farmer asked me to round up his 68 sheep I said 'Sure, seventy'."

"Did you hear about the fight at the homeless camp yesterday? It was in tents."

"Yoda, are we on the right course? Off course, we are."

"What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit? Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant."