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Joke of the Day
"What is Donald Trump's Favorite Nut? The wallnut."
Next Joke
"Science created airplanes and skyscrapers Faith brought them together"
"I'm into perpendicular lines. I'm a bisectual"
"Kids here's a tip. Next Christmas leave Santa marijuana cookies and watch how happy your parents magically become the next morning"
"What did Ozzy Osbourne do after eating a whole Bull? He threw up the horns."
"Why does Hitler has a red phone? To make Phone calls..."
"Why are gay guys always butthurt? Oh yeah."
"There are other people smarter than me and better looking and more talented and richer but what I have that they don't is bitter jealousy."
"My friend just broke up with her man. I really helped her through the break up by letting her know he's no good in bed anyway."
"I hate all the ""creepy clown"" news. I'm having a clown solidarity march at dusk near an abandoned insane asylum. Need a calliope player."