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Joke of the Day

"If your rice accidentally gets wet, you can dry it out overnight by placing it in a bowl of cellphones."

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"I found a new passion yesterday pairing socks. I guess I just enjoy bringing sole mates together."
"What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers? ...Smolger's. <.<"
"Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96? Would #69 be too offensive?"
"How do you prove human beings are inherently curious?"
"I accidentally mixed up my dads sleeping pills with my Viagra... he says its harder getting to sleep now."
"Nuts What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? ""We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"""
"Ricky Martin should have waited until Saturday so he could come out the same day as the iPad. Maybe that's what Tom Cruise is waiting for?"
"What's the best wood to make a golf club out of? Taiga Wood"
"I went to buy some condoms today, and I said to the pharmacist, 'Excuse me, I need some condoms.' He said, 'Just a minute.' And I said, 'Yep, that's my brand.'"