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Joke of the Day
"Why do so many /r/thedonald users work in movie theaters? Because they're great at projecting."
Next Joke
"What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer? Ice is."
"Would you rather have a threesome or dinner with your parents? Personally, I choose dinner with parents. I mean if I'm gonna disappoint two people at once, I at least want it to be two people I know."
"[warning: Dad joke] What country has the most internet crimes? E-gypt"
"What do you call a fish that can't sing? An out-of-tuna!"
"What do you call a cow...? What do you call a cow that's missing a leg? Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. What do you call a cow that's masturbating? Beef Strokin-Off"
"""Never go to bed angry"" is some solid advice if you want to stay up until 3am fighting"
"What do you call a routed Greek army? A Failanx"
"Facebook made billions by saying ""Hey, remember that kid you haven't seen since the third grade? He's a parent who hates Obama now."""
"I'll never forget my grandfather's dying words... ""AAAAHHHH!"""