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Joke of the Day

"Would you rather have a threesome or dinner with your parents? Personally, I choose dinner with parents. I mean if I'm gonna disappoint two people at once, I at least want it to be two people I know."

"Parallel lines have so much in common, It's a shame they'll never meet."

"Guys, ladies love romance. Tell her something sweet like: You make me harder than the final level of Super Mario Bros."

"As we stripped off jumping into the bed I said to my boyfriend, ""Can you give me a minute?"" ""Why? Want to freshen up?"" He asked. ""No,"" I replied. ""Its just that last time you only gave me 30 seconds."""

"There are three types of people in this world... Those that can count, and those that can't."

"Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk? Because they lactose."

"This guy rapes people with a smile on his face Fuck this psycho up. 248 Oh 330 And 0815"

"What do you call a gay orgy? A fruit salad"

"If you are an option, you are also an idiot"

"A horse walks in to a bar A horse walks into a bar. The bartender is also a horse. Everyone human is a horse now. Our lives are simultaneously more and less complicated."